Spoiled Over-paid Under-worked Juveniles Attempt To Manage Business
 
Customers Work Save-Our-Starbucks Task
Starbucks -- a publicly-traded, for-profit corporation -- announced that because it greatly over-expanded, it must now close approximately 600 stores. In today's culture of overly-empowered juveniles we observe a new phenomenon that involves clumps of juveniles glomming together to re-shape a corporate or government policy using their inexperience and lack of wisdom to ensure that a situation remains inefficient and less profitable.
In some small towns and cities various customers and city officials with little else to do are writing letters, using phone calls, circulating petitions, and whining in Starbucks' direction begging for some control over the corporate improve-profitability plan. Ironically, Starbucks has become one of those mean, nasty big corporations simply because it was foolish during its decade of over-expansion and now needs to cut costs in order to survive and profit.
An example of today's activism is SunGard Financial Systems' facilities manager Kate Walker who is responsible for consolidating 525 people now working in seven of the company's New York City offices into a different facility. Upon hearing that the Starbucks nearest the new facility is closing, she said, "Now that it's going away, we're devastated." Kate said that Starbucks "was something that we were using to psych people up" in preparation for the move.
Kate Walker searched the Internet to find a Starbucks corporate phone number, but could only note a company post office box address. She apparently plans to beg Starbucks' corporate officials to reconsider. She said, "I know it's going to be tough but I'll keep trying at it... It's sort of an extension of our office."
Ms. Walker, in her frenzy to change Starbucks' policy, has yet to see if another Starbucks may be near their new facility that might -- God willing -- appease their delicate and sensitive employees. She said, "Knowing Starbucks, there's probably one within a few blocks... But that's probably two blocks too far."
Ironically for years, Starbucks was one of the fastest growing retailers. It caught negative attention when an area didn't want it to enter and likely force hometown coffee shops out of business. Local coffee shops complained about the corporate competition and residents squealed over erosion of local character. But since Starbucks announced that it will close 600 stores by early 2009, in order to make a profit and cut costs, people have switched to demanding unprofitable Starbucks locations remain open.
Online, several "Save Our Starbucks" petitions have popped up for various stores across the country, including locations in San Diego, Dallas and New York City. Starbucks spokeswoman Deb Trevino stated that company officials are reviewing how to handle pleas. She added the obvious in today's inmates-runs-institutions society saying, "It's not a simple answer." Starbucks' closures indicate it will eliminate approximately 12,000 jobs -- about 20 on average per closed location.
Rumors were heard in Mississippi regarding the closure of the Starbucks in Madison, on Main Street. Mayor Mary Hawkins Butler reports that she immediately phoned Starbucks' corporate HQ. She didn't know of the store's fate for certain until it was listed officially. One resident asked her if a petition could help reverse Starbucks' decision. The mayor said she will call Starbucks and ask it to reassess her neighborhood store.

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Observing Our World:  Easy Solution No. 1:  Starbucks uses variable pricing, thereby allowing its prices to rise as sales fall. Then these same Starbucks lovers will whine that Starbuck is not fair because it charges too much.
This raise-prices-as-customers-go-away approach is akin to the USPS approach. The USPS raises prices as customers find new, better carriers and methods. Then more customers skip the USPS, its revenue drops, it increases prices, and more customers vanish... and so on. This pricing model will send a for-profit business into bankruptcy, employees will lose their jobs, and the company shuts down. Socialism fails.
These juveniles who apparently spend many hours of their "work day" in Starbucks should grab this opportunity to buy the closing fully-equipped Starbucks facilities. These know-it-alls should seize this opportunity to invest their own money and make those failing Starbucks locations profitable. Do they have the knowledge or guts? They should analyze to death this possibility. They apparently spend little time working in their offices for the employers who currently pay them.
These so-called employees should work half as hard for their employers who currently pay them as they are working to interfere with Starbuck's plans to become efficient.
Today's juveniles should learn that without making a profit no business can provide quality products -- even when supported by a socialistic government. Yes, kiddies, governments also can fail. Have you heard of the Soviet Union, East Germany, and incidentally, how many Starbucks are there in North Korea?

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